THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE GIVES YOU BONERS!

Ignore the retarded title. Couldn't think of anything else.

We,
The citizens of the poothead society,
Pledge ourselves as one united Poot Heads,
Regardless of taste, color or smell,
To build a pootilicious society,
Based on beans and broccoli,
So as to achieve methane, explosions and earthquakes for our society.


OUR PLEDGE OF CRAP. SUCK IT!

What else? Oh, right.

One of the most epic quotes ever:

"i is mick.mick is an genius OF A TURBO DICK.

dick dick the turbo dick. the micky dicky turbo dickie."


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