Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks: Daddy, how was I born?�

The father answers: Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I setup a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got a Male!

OMG I'm traumatised; I'm looking at my computer in a whole new light and it's disturbing. The Daddy's so smart! Bet you're looking at your lamp right now :p

kissxandria wrote:

OMG I'm traumatised; I'm looking at my computer in a whole new light and it's disturbing. The Daddy's so smart! Bet you're looking at your lamp right now :p

Disturbing, lol.

Lol.
Eh wth, I know you love my lamp. I'll get you one for your birthday.
I know you wanted one with bigger... Uhm, let's not go there.
But idk if I can find.

That's one creative way of putting it.

Indeed, it is.