Potential Realist.

A young boy went up to his father and asked him,

'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered,

'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked,

'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied,

'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked,

'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The girl replied,

'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked,

'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied,

'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars.



But 'Realistically’ we're living with two hookers and a homo.

LOL. HAHAHA, THAT'S HILARIOUS.