Quotes.

Yo. dudes, post yer funny quotes. (=

here are a few of mine.

*ACHOO!!* *sniff* I'm sorry. I'm allergic to bullshit

blargypootface.©

you suck.

"Trying is the first step towards failure."

"Attention spans are slowly declining. This is getting so bad that...... I'm going to go watch tv."

"sheri is not a girl" - Marcus said to me and Ariel.

"Real men don't wear underwear." - Zachary

"Friends are like butt cheeks. Shit may separate them, but they always come back together."

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man."

"Honesty is not a policy, it's a word."

"Call me a bitch again and I'll pee on your leg."

"One thing good about hell, at least, is you can probably pee wherever you want to."

"If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood."

Heh. Looks interesting. I'll throw in what I can.

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"Looks fade, but stupid is forever."

"Stoops."

"If you are too open minded, your brains will fall out."

"Light travels faster than sound, which is why people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"It is well that war is so terrible. We should grow too fond of it."

"You know you're in love when your reality is better then your dreams."

"Meh. I eat all my girlfriends, one way or another."

"If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them."

"Your arguement is rendered invalid."

"For it is the greyness of dusk that reigns. The time when the living and the dead exist as one." (I just found this interesting lol.)

"The Internet - Where the men are men, the woman are men, and the 13-year olds are FBI agents."

Note: Most of these came from Tip.Iters. Either way, I found them pretty funny. Will post most when I find more, and will edit them if I find any mistakes.

"Cheat me of my feelings!"

"STOP EXPOSING YOURSELF(To me)!!"

Lmfao. Happened in school.

LMFAOOOO


ALL HAIL LORD BIRDSHIT!!!

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory


Reason for edit: BAD ENGLISH and NOT NICE TO READ =D

- Sherilyn =D

" Pootilicious. "

" WHAT?! "

" yesh. i said pootilicious. "

"whaaa... "

" PEE OH OH TEE EYE ALE EYE SEE EYE OH YOU ASS "

" LOL. "

Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?

Stumbled on this, thought you'd like the quote...

Quote :

Not really a joke, but actual comments by the guy. What a legend!
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Ted Nugent, an avid hunter, was being interviewed by a French journalist.

The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the

mind of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or

is it "Are you the one who killed my brother?"



Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All

they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to

screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very

much like the French."

.....

RIG wrote:

Stumbled on this, thought you'd like the quote...

Quote :

Not really a joke, but actual comments by the guy. What a legend!
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Ted Nugent, an avid hunter, was being interviewed by a French journalist.

The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the

mind of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or

is it "Are you the one who killed my brother?"



Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All

they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to

screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very

much like the French."

.....

LMAO. OKKKKK LOL. " who am i going to screw next.....they are very much like the french " LMFAO.


lmao lmao lmao lmao. okk phew...

Quote :

Dr Oj: why is it called booby traps?
Dr Oj: boobs trap
Dr Oj: lol
~//Mei-Mei Ø®¡GåM¡.: lmao.
Dr Oj: they do
Dr Oj: they make men stare at them, which is a trap
Dr Oj: only bad news follows

my mummy loves me;)

Mick wrote:

my mummy loves me;)

THAT IS SO NOT A FAVOURITE QUOTE.

Quote :

- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
i look good in anything
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
stuff just doesnt look good on me
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
cos im hawt:D
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
ppl prefer to see me naked

OMFG THE SARCASM AND THE IRONY. OH GOD. MY EYES BURN.

Quote :

- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
im quite smart
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
i clicked print 50 times
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
without connecting the USB port
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
then now i connet
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
connect*
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
it wants to print 50 copies
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
and i cant stop it
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
D;
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
oh look
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
theres a cancel:D
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
tada!

OMGGG HAHHAH RETARDEDDDD LOOOOOOOOL I CANT STOP LAUGING

OMG. steph, you rock. hahha



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