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Sherilynlols@you
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PostSubject: You're going to die.   You're going to die. Icon_minitimeThu Jan 17, 2008 4:48 pm

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and
said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die".

1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send
him off to work in a good mood.

2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and
put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back
to work.

3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't
burden him with household chores.

4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy
his every whim.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had told her.

"You're going to die," she replied.
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PostSubject: Re: You're going to die.   You're going to die. Icon_minitimeThu Jan 17, 2008 6:05 pm

lol! lol! lol!

That's all I can say! What word can describe the laugh?!
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PostSubject: Re: You're going to die.   You're going to die. Icon_minitimeSun Jan 20, 2008 8:42 pm

eee...so bad one what kinda wife is this=p
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PostSubject: Re: You're going to die.   You're going to die. Icon_minitimeSun Jan 20, 2008 9:28 pm

You.

Lol. What kinda wife will wanna do that?

You wanna do it izzit? Try lah.
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