Classic, isn't it?
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris once walked into the ocean, but did not get wet; instead the ocean got Chuck Norris.
Many people wear Superman P.J.'s, Superman wears Chuck Norris P.J.'s
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Will edit and put in more when I find more.
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THANKS TO:
Me. For this topic.
Tip.It, for their Chuck Norris jokes.
Subject: Chuck Norris.... 
Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:10 pm