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BSRZ
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 |  Subject: Yo' Mamma.....  Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:43 pm | |
| Post here for all your Yo' Mamma jokes. If you got a new one, post it here, if you want to comment, post it here, just don't spam. K?~~~~~~~~~~~Yo momma is so poor, when I stepped on the skateboard outside yo' front porch, she shouted...
"HEY YOU, GET OFF THE FAMILY CAR!"
Yo' momma is so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out!
Yo' momma is so fat, she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!
Yo' momma is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo' momma is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo' momma is so fat we're in her right now.
Yo' momma is so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo' momma is so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo' momma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo' momma is so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo' momma is so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo' momma is so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo' momma is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo' momma is so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! ~~~~~~~~~~Thanks to....Me, for making this thread.  Sherilyn, for her wonderful contributions to yo' mamma jokes.
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Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: Yo' Mamma..... Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:49 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out! | |
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Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: Yo' Mamma..... Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:50 pm | |
| Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! | |
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Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: Yo' Mamma..... Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:51 pm | |
| Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! | |
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Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: Yo' Mamma..... Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:51 pm | |
| Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. | |
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Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: Yo' Mamma..... Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:51 pm | |
| Yo momma so fat we're in her right now. | |
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Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: Yo' Mamma..... Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:54 pm | |
| Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. | |
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Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: Yo' Mamma..... Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:54 pm | |
| Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! | |
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Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: Yo' Mamma..... Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:55 pm | |
| Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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PS. sorry for the major multi posting yo. i'm finding this at different times. | |
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Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: Yo' Mamma..... Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:57 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread. | |
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Sherilynlols@you
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Posts : 291
Join date : 2007-12-07
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| | Subject: Re: Yo' Mamma..... Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:58 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. | |
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Sherilynlols@you
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Posts : 291
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| | Subject: Re: Yo' Mamma..... Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:01 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
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LMAO. i'm done for 2day. | |
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BSRZ
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Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: Yo' Mamma..... Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:06 pm | |
| Yo momma's so fat, she sank titanic! | |
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Mick
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| | Subject: Re: Yo' Mamma..... Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:21 pm | |
| yo mama so fat, she existed between timezones | |
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