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Sherilynlols@you
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 |  Subject: a two-line romantic poem.  Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:10 pm | |
| The following are entries to a contest by The Washington Post,
in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem...
except that the last line had to be as un-romantic as the first
line was romantic.
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
Marrying you screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be blind,
But I only slept with you because I was kind.
5. I thought that I could love no other;
That is, until I met your brother.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes,
Dang, I'm good at telling lies!?? ?
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell”.
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime. | |
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BSRZ
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| | Subject: Re: a two-line romantic poem. Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:19 pm | |
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Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: a two-line romantic poem. Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:21 pm | |
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BSRZ
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| | Subject: Re: a two-line romantic poem. Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:32 pm | |
| - OriGaMi wrote:
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
Marrying you screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be blind,
But I only slept with you because I was kind.
5. I thought that I could love no other;
That is, until I met your brother.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes,
Dang, I'm good at telling lies!?? ?
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell”.
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
LOL YEAH. EVIL. I'M GONNA DO IT IN SCHOOL. HAHAHA.The bolded ones are my favourite. AKA, all. All except number 9. Because I didn't get it. Maybe cause I'm too blur, but that's probably just me. | |
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Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: a two-line romantic poem. Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:32 pm | |
| you take my breath away.
what have u stepped on to smell this way - referring to. stepping on shit etc. therefor taking his breath away. lol. | |
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BSRZ
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| | Subject: Re: a two-line romantic poem. Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:38 pm | |
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Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: a two-line romantic poem. Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:51 pm | |
| haha. its kinda funny. lol. IF you get it. | |
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BSRZ
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| | Subject: Re: a two-line romantic poem. Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:31 pm | |
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Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: a two-line romantic poem. Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:52 pm | |
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BSRZ
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| | Subject: Re: a two-line romantic poem. Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:17 am | |
| Ok. No more spam please. Please talk about the jokes, or better yet, make more like this. Related to this joke, if on this topic please. | |
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RIG
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| | Subject: Re: a two-line romantic poem. Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:19 am | |
| To be said in a french accent...  Your lips are like petals... Bicycle pedals! Your cheeks are like peeches... Football pitches!  | |
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