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Sherilynlols@you Admin
Posts : 291 Join date : 2007-12-07 Age : 29 Location : Sing-a-poo :)
| Subject: What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:08 pm | |
| What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What akes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula we put together that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And: K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And: B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
Then, look how far ass kissing will take you… A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. | |
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BSRZ
Posts : 249 Join date : 2007-12-07 Location : I dunno. They say God is everywhere.
| Subject: Re: What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:23 pm | |
| - OriGaMi wrote:
- What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What akes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula we put together that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And: K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And: B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
Then, look how far ass kissing will take you… A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. Correction. I DO NOT DO THE LAST ONE. I misread. But..
A-S-S-K-I-C-K-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+3+11+9+14+7 = 103% WEEWT. I STILL KICK ASS!!
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Sherilynlols@you Admin
Posts : 291 Join date : 2007-12-07 Age : 29 Location : Sing-a-poo :)
| Subject: Re: What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:24 pm | |
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BSRZ
Posts : 249 Join date : 2007-12-07 Location : I dunno. They say God is everywhere.
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Sherilynlols@you Admin
Posts : 291 Join date : 2007-12-07 Age : 29 Location : Sing-a-poo :)
| Subject: Re: What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:30 pm | |
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BSRZ
Posts : 249 Join date : 2007-12-07 Location : I dunno. They say God is everywhere.
| Subject: Re: What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:41 pm | |
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Sherilynlols@you Admin
Posts : 291 Join date : 2007-12-07 Age : 29 Location : Sing-a-poo :)
| Subject: Re: What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:52 pm | |
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BSRZ
Posts : 249 Join date : 2007-12-07 Location : I dunno. They say God is everywhere.
| Subject: Re: What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:30 pm | |
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Sherilynlols@you Admin
Posts : 291 Join date : 2007-12-07 Age : 29 Location : Sing-a-poo :)
| Subject: Re: What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:53 pm | |
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Mick Admin
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| Subject: Re: What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:32 pm | |
| O_o i didnt know bullshit gets u so far.im glad im full of it(; | |
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