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Sherilynlols@you
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 |  Subject: Weird Signs.  Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:51 pm | |
| TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1 ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD, FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) | |
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BSRZ
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Join date : 2007-12-07
Location : I dunno. They say God is everywhere.
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Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: Weird Signs. Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:25 pm | |
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BSRZ
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Sherilynlols@you
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Age : 29
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| | Subject: Re: Weird Signs. Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:31 pm | |
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BSRZ
Posts : 249
Join date : 2007-12-07
Location : I dunno. They say God is everywhere.
| | Subject: Re: Weird Signs. Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:39 pm | |
| Will do. When I find one. | |
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Sherilynlols@you
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Posts : 291
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Age : 29
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| | Subject: Re: Weird Signs. Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:52 pm | |
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BSRZ
Posts : 249
Join date : 2007-12-07
Location : I dunno. They say God is everywhere.
| | Subject: Re: Weird Signs. Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:29 pm | |
| You need time to find a good one. | |
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RIG
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Join date : 2007-12-09
Age : 48
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: Weird Signs. Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:33 am | |
| On a can of bug spray in New Zealand... Not tested on animals.    Found on the bottom of a bottle... Open other end. Seen in a store, on a typewriter offering customers to give the machine a test go before purchasing... Don't buy this typewriter... it's £30 cheaper in the shop next door! On a note stuck to a car wing-mirror with chewing-gum... Sorry about the chewing-gum... but it's the only way I could stick this note on! Graffitti in the London Underground... I'm pink, therefore I'm spam! | |
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Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: Weird Signs. Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:32 pm | |
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BSRZ
Posts : 249
Join date : 2007-12-07
Location : I dunno. They say God is everywhere.
| | Subject: Re: Weird Signs. Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:31 pm | |
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Mick
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| | Subject: Re: Weird Signs. Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:38 pm | |
| oh my gosh.i thought my english is bad.XD | |
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