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PostSubject: You know You're Chinese when....   Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:52 pm

Found this on a facebook group too =D

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1. You live on rice.
2. 4 is an unlucky number because it sound like 'death' in Chinese.
3. You've been hit with a bamboo stick, cane, clothes hanger etc. by your parents.
4. Your grandparents mostly prefer males than females.
5. Your grades must not be lower than an 80%. Anything lower is a 'Chinese fail.'
6. Your parents don't even look at your effort mark.
7. Oil is a must ingredient for a meal.
8. PE?! Pssht, it's not important...
9. Your parents are always out looking for a bargin.
10. Talking back to your parents is never a good thing.
11. You had/have played the piano before.
12. When you were a kid back in elementary school, you took a billion courses.
13. You've taken Chinese school, and cheating was the way to go there.
14. Your parents want you to either be a docter, lawyer, business person, accountant or just something with a lot of cash.
15. You have been yum cha before.
16. And have drank bubble tea too!
17. During 'Chinese New Year,' you follow those traditions where you have to clean your house like a day before Chinese New Year, and you can't wash your hair during New Year's.
18. Hot pot is what you do during the winter.
19. You get annoyed when people try and speak Chinese. Like seriously, wtf is "ching chinga chong?" O_o
20. Also, when people think they know Chinese when all they can say is, "Ni hao."
21. Every weekend, your mom goes grocery shopping and spends over $100 for food to last the entire week.
22. You end up having a freezer entirely dedicated to frozen meat.
23. Your 'family time' is watching an Asian drama.
24. The name Jay Chou is familiar.
25. You know Taiwan's current president is corrupted beyond belief.
26. (for Canto people) TVB dramas are addicting, no matter how bad they are.
27. Your parents force you to speak Chinese at home.
28. You are in a honours class, an accelerated program, or have skipped a grade in a subject or the grade in general.
29. You know that the four most popular Chinese names are (Names are in Canto, but applies to all Chinese): Chan, Cheung, Wong and Lee.
30. Your grandparents hate the Japanese because of WWII.
31. The only time you get money is when Chinese New Year rolls along.
32. Not getting accepted into university is a death sentence.
33. Your house has at least 2 computers.
34. And at least one game!
35. You must marry. Staying single after 30 is also a death sentence!

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PostSubject: Re: You know You're Chinese when....   Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:21 pm

Half those things apply to me. Noo... I'm Chinese?! I thought I was retarded. Crying or Very sad

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PostSubject: Re: You know You're Chinese when....   Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:53 pm

hello...the 4 most popular surnames arnt what u mentioned.lim is definitely a majority.

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