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Sherilynlols@you
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 |  Subject: Quotes.  Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:03 pm | |
| Yo. dudes, post yer funny quotes. (= here are a few of mine. *ACHOO!!* *sniff* I'm sorry. I'm allergic to bullshit
blargypootface.©
you suck.
"Trying is the first step towards failure."
"Attention spans are slowly declining. This is getting so bad that...... I'm going to go watch tv."
"sheri is not a girl" - Marcus said to me and Ariel.
"Real men don't wear underwear." - Zachary
"Friends are like butt cheeks. Shit may separate them, but they always come back together."
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man."
"Honesty is not a policy, it's a word."
"Call me a bitch again and I'll pee on your leg."
"One thing good about hell, at least, is you can probably pee wherever you want to."
"If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood." |
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes. Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:34 pm | |
| Heh. Looks interesting. I'll throw in what I can.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Looks fade, but stupid is forever."
"Stoops."
"If you are too open minded, your brains will fall out."
"Light travels faster than sound, which is why people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"It is well that war is so terrible. We should grow too fond of it."
"You know you're in love when your reality is better then your dreams."
"Meh. I eat all my girlfriends, one way or another."
"If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them."
"Your arguement is rendered invalid."
"For it is the greyness of dusk that reigns. The time when the living and the dead exist as one." (I just found this interesting lol.)
"The Internet - Where the men are men, the woman are men, and the 13-year olds are FBI agents."Note: Most of these came from Tip.Iters. Either way, I found them pretty funny. Will post most when I find more, and will edit them if I find any mistakes._________________  Refresh to see a new sig, yeah, you know the drill. Incredible how illogical and LAME you sound after two damn years. - Written in May '09. Let's see how dumb I sound to myself TWO YEARS LATER! (If this shit is even here then) |
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes. Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:22 pm | |
| "Cheat me of my feelings!"
"STOP EXPOSING YOURSELF(To me)!!"Lmfao. Happened in school. _________________ Refresh to see a new sig, yeah, you know the drill. Incredible how illogical and LAME you sound after two damn years. - Written in May '09. Let's see how dumb I sound to myself TWO YEARS LATER! (If this shit is even here then) |
| | | | Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes. Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:51 pm | |
| Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Hey...
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
what.
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
i mean hi
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Hi.
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Lmfao. |
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes. Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:07 pm | |
| | OriGaMi wrote: | Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Hey...
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
what.
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
i mean hi
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Hi.
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Lmfao. |
LMFAO. I'll post some funny msn convos too, eh? 
On second thoughts.. Nah.  _________________ Refresh to see a new sig, yeah, you know the drill. Incredible how illogical and LAME you sound after two damn years. - Written in May '09. Let's see how dumb I sound to myself TWO YEARS LATER! (If this shit is even here then) |
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes. Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:07 pm | |
| In class...
Teacher: Ok. I want each of you to get into your teams that I've assigned you to last week. Then, make a skit about this.. It doesn't to have any moral etc, just follow this start and this end...
"Start: Hat, End: Door slamming."
(So me, Pamela (The one from MG) and two others whom you don't know called Nicole and Nicolette start discussing.. After a few skits, we had to go up...)
Me: G..Go.. Good morning! I am here with my business partner. *Points at Nicole* And we are here from the One Life Association.
Nicole: We are here to sell you this very nice hat made specially from Sweden. It's only $10, and all it's procidures will go to the Africans whom are suffering from Sweden.
Pamela: But it's so ugly! Who would want to buy something lidat?!
Me: But mam', it's for the poor Africans!! Can't you spare $10 for them?
Pamela: Fine. Give me two reasons why I should buy it.
Nicole: Because it's nice.
Me: *Examines the hat* BECAUSE IT'S MADE FROM SWEDEN!!!
Pamela: OOH, I LIKE THAT REASON. HERE'S YOUR MONEY.
*Gives me money, and slams the door without taking the hat*
EDIT: ANOTHER ONE!!!
"If you commited suicide, that means you failed at life.
If you attempted suicide, that means you failed at death."_________________ Refresh to see a new sig, yeah, you know the drill. Incredible how illogical and LAME you sound after two damn years. - Written in May '09. Let's see how dumb I sound to myself TWO YEARS LATER! (If this shit is even here then) |
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes. Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:14 pm | |
| LMFAOOOO ALL HAIL LORD BIRDSHIT!!! |
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes. Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:50 pm | |
| The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory
Reason for edit: BAD ENGLISH and NOT NICE TO READ =D - Sherilyn =D
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| | | | Sherilynlols@you
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes. Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:09 pm | |
| " It's retarded. SO DO IT!!!! " --- Me to my ge-ge =D |
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes. Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:39 pm | |
| "I'm not a man.. I'm an imaginary man."
"I'm not a man.. I'm a teenager."
"I'm not a man.. I'm just a kid."
"Hey, I can beat that, I'm not even human!"_________________ Refresh to see a new sig, yeah, you know the drill. Incredible how illogical and LAME you sound after two damn years. - Written in May '09. Let's see how dumb I sound to myself TWO YEARS LATER! (If this shit is even here then) |
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes. Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:03 pm | |
| "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery"
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry."
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things."
" Go into a store's fitting room and announce loudly "there's no toilet paper in here!" "
"When there's a will, I want to be in it."
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes. Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:59 pm | |
| " Pootilicious. " " WHAT?! " " yesh. i said pootilicious. " "whaaa... " " PEE OH OH TEE EYE ALE EYE SEE EYE OH YOU ASS " " LOL. "
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes. Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:08 pm | |
| I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!
Anything you say will be held against you. ...... "tits"
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
If you're not on somebody's shit list, you're not doing anything worthwhile.
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes. Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:37 am | |
| Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare? |
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes. Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:04 pm | |
| Amazing quotes during a convo between Me, Sherilyn and.. Rig. 
di-di RIG says:
;D
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
say hi.
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
LOL.
di-di RIG says:
HELLOhelloHello
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Hi Rig =D
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
lol.
di-di RIG says:
'sup?
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
holy shit. there's a monkey on my window!
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
hahah JOKING.
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
i live on the 8th floor.
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
LOL.
di-di RIG says:
no wai!!!
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
LOL.
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
LOL
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
OMG. IT'S ATTACK OF TH3 SUPA MONKEHS!
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
OMG!!!
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
=O
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
RUN!!!!
di-di RIG says:
could have been a really big monkey...
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
You mean like King Kong O.O
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
OMG. IT'S AFTER SHERILYN. O.O
di-di RIG says:
yah...King Kong
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Dun dun dun
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
LOL.
di-di RIG says:
quick...call for Godzilla!
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
bells will ring, ting a ling a ling
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
*calls Godzilla*
di-di RIG says:
hahahahahahahahaha...Ling-Ling
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
I CAN'T.
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
hahah shush rig!
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
shhh
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
HE GOT KILLED BY MEGAGODZILLA
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
HAHH
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
LOL
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
LOL.
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
LING LING
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
=P
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
seeee.
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
>=(
di-di RIG says:
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
hahaha
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Yay.
di-di RIG says:
mwahahahahahahahahaha
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Rig rocks. =P
di-di RIG says:
;D
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
lol.
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Wow, you don't misspell. =o
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
*super pokes both of ya*
di-di RIG says:
yai
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
haha
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
*ons super poke protect*
di-di RIG says:
cool you got poke protect...
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
*ninja pokes*
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Yea
di-di RIG says:
I just get sore ribs!!!
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
*ninja poke protect*
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Do you know how expensive this was =o
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
LOL.
di-di RIG says:
years of training I'm sure...
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
*super ninja poke*
di-di RIG says:
*Hocus-Poke-us* (magic poke protect!)
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Lol.
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
=o
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
OMG
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
B)
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
GO RIG
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
OOH YEAAAA
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
i cant poke thru that!!!
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
I"LL BE BACK!!!!
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
LOL
di-di RIG says:
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
HAHAHA
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Learn magic sherilyn =P
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
bibadibopidtyboo.
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
that's not a poke o.o
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
It's a boo.
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
lol.
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
alah-kah-zam-pook.
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
B)
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
lol.
di-di RIG says:
arr
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
hahahhaha
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
omg people. our forums are dead. =O
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Duh
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Cause you don't say nothin
di-di RIG says:
ho-hum...*twiddles thumbs*
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
O.O
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
O.O
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Weird
di-di RIG says:
wha?
di-di RIG says:
all went quiet...
di-di RIG says:
I'm not nuts!!!
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Lol.
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Do you need a trip to the mental institute.
di-di RIG says:
Monk~
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
lo.
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
lol.
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Come here lil' Riggy...
di-di RIG says:
but...but...the voices in my head tell me I'm fine...
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
*gets handcuffs*
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Alrighty.. All I'm gonna do is put your hands inside.. Ok..?
di-di RIG says:
and surely its not paranoia if there really are people following you?!!!??!!!!!!!!!??
di-di RIG says:
do I get a nice new coat?...
di-di RIG says:
with the wrap around sleeves?...;D
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
HAHAHHAHAH
di-di RIG says:
< ):S
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
RIG. hahahhahhaha
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
too funnnyyy
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Yea =D
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
It's very warm.
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
AND
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
You get an awesome room.
di-di RIG says:
going to the happy place...a new home...
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
It's all spongey and soft. =D
di-di RIG says:
with teh padded walls and self locking doors?
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Your food is already mashed, eliminating the need for knives.
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Yep!
di-di RIG says:
hooray! no more chewing!
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Oh, and there'll be tons of cameras and sercurity guards. YOU'LL BE A STAR.
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
LOL.
di-di RIG says:
;D
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
=D
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
you guys are so retarded.
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
ahha ADD EACH OTHER!
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Heh =P
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Evil has a name.
di-di RIG says:
(see told ya people are watching me!!!)
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Lol.
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Don't worry..
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
=O
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
They are the star lookers..
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
They are looking for stars like you!
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
They are your sercurity guards to heaven...
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
ahhhh...
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
ahhhh....
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
ahhhh...
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
CHOOOOO!
di-di RIG says:
(shhh...must whisper...they'll hear us...)
di-di RIG says:
bless you  :
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
thank you!
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
hah
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Lol
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Shh...
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
They can hear us...
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
They are eyeing you.....
di-di RIG says:
!!!
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
ROFL.
di-di RIG says:
I used to be Schizofrenic...but both all alright now!
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Now now Rig... This vont heurt a bit.... Trust old Mr. Calamdoo....
di-di RIG says:
:-O
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Ve vill only put you to sleep little Rig....
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
And have a few... Experiments.... Don't vury little Rig.
di-di RIG says:
I used to be indecicive...but now I'm not so sure
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Lol!
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
OMG
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
FAVOURITE QUOTES.
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
LOL.
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
HAHAHA
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
GO
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
you do it!
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
i'm too lazy
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
hahh
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
What's a schizofrenic. xD
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
I r st00pid.
di-di RIG says:
lol 2 personalities...
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
I see.
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Ok. Rig, YOU ARE IN THE FAVOURITE QUOTES SECTION.
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
GRATZ ON MAKING IT!
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
LOL.
di-di RIG says:
I used to be schizophrenic, but now we're both OK...and so am I!!!
- §h£®¡LyÑ. ™ says:
LOL.
di-di RIG says:
TY!!!;D
Looks fade, but stupid is forever. says:
Lol
Sorry. Too lazy to take 'em out. Sides, the whole thing is funny.  _________________ Refresh to see a new sig, yeah, you know the drill. Incredible how illogical and LAME you sound after two damn years. - Written in May '09. Let's see how dumb I sound to myself TWO YEARS LATER! (If this shit is even here then) |
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