Quotes.

RIG · Posts: 40 Join date: 2007-12-09 Age: 33 Location: UK

Stumbled on this, thought you'd like the quote...

Quote:

Not really a joke, but actual comments by the guy. What a legend!
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Ted Nugent, an avid hunter, was being interviewed by a French journalist.

The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the

mind of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or

is it "Are you the one who killed my brother?"

Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All

they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to

screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very

much like the French."

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Sherilynlols@you · Subject: Re: Quotes. Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:25 pm

RIG wrote:

Stumbled on this, thought you'd like the quote...

Quote:

Not really a joke, but actual comments by the guy. What a legend!
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Ted Nugent, an avid hunter, was being interviewed by a French journalist.

The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the

mind of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or

is it "Are you the one who killed my brother?"

Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All

they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to

screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very

much like the French."

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LMAO. OKKKKK LOL. " who am i going to screw next.....they are very much like the french " LMFAO.

lmao lmao lmao lmao. okk phew...

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Dr Oj: boobs trap
Dr Oj: lol
~//Mei-Mei Ø®¡GåM¡.: lmao.
Dr Oj: they do
Dr Oj: they make men stare at them, which is a trap
Dr Oj: only bad news follows

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Mick · Admin Posts: 85 Join date: 2007-12-07 Age: 16

my mummy loves me;)

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Sherilynlols@you · Subject: Re: Quotes. Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:48 pm

Mick wrote:

my mummy loves me;)

THAT IS SO NOT A FAVOURITE QUOTE.

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BSRZ · Subject: Re: Quotes. Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:10 pm

When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:02 PM):
SHIT
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:02 PM):
I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
- §нεяιℓчй.™ says (8:02 PM):
OMG
- §нεяιℓчй.™ says (8:02 PM):
YOU'RE A GUY
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:02 PM):
WHAT?
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:02 PM):
YES.
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:02 PM):
I AM
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:02 PM):
BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT
- §нεяιℓчй.™ says (8:02 PM):
THEN.
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:03 PM):
I...
Am in love. With a girl.

[I'm joking. Just go with the storyline. =P]
- §нεяιℓчй.™ says (8:03 PM):
LOL.
- §нεяιℓчй.™ says (8:03 PM):
OH MY GOD
- §нεяιℓчй.™ says (8:03 PM):
WHO.
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:03 PM):
A GIRL
- §нεяιℓчй.™ says (8:03 PM):
WHO
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:03 PM):
CALLED.
ABOOOOOOBA.
- §нεяιℓчй.™ says (8:03 PM):
ONLY ONE BOOB?!??!!
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:03 PM):
NO
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:03 PM):
COUNT THE "O"S OMG
- §нεяιℓчй.™ says (8:03 PM):
but you said A.
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:03 PM):
6 BOOBS!
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:03 PM):
THE As ARE EXTRAS
- §нεяιℓчй.™ says (8:04 PM):
LMFAO.
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:04 PM):
SO SHE HAS... 8 BOOBS!
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:04 PM):
OMGG!!
- §нεяιℓчй.™ says (8:04 PM):
OMG.
- §нεяιℓчй.™ says (8:04 PM):
THAT'S
- §нεяιℓчй.™ says (8:04 PM):
ABNORMAL.
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:04 PM):
NO, IT'S HOT.
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:04 PM):
XD
- §нεяιℓчй.™ says (8:04 PM):
you have 8 boobs too?!?!?!
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:04 PM):
No.
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:04 PM):
I'm a guy.
- §нεяιℓчй.™ says (8:04 PM):
MOOBS?!
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:04 PM):
I have a 12 inch <thing>, though.
When a girl says something, she probably means the opposite of what she said. says (8:04 PM):
Lol, this is so weird.

HAHAHA, TOLD JA I'D PUT IT UP.

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Sherilynlols@you · Subject: Re: Quotes. Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:24 pm

Quote:

- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
i look good in anything
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
stuff just doesnt look good on me
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
cos im hawt:D
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
ppl prefer to see me naked

OMFG THE SARCASM AND THE IRONY. OH GOD. MY EYES BURN.

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BSRZ · Subject: Re: Quotes. Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:26 pm

YOU STILL HAVE YOUR EYES?! I LOST 'EM AFTER READING THAT.

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Sherilynlols@you · Subject: Re: Quotes. Tue May 06, 2008 4:16 pm

Quote:

- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
im quite smart
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
i clicked print 50 times
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
without connecting the USB port
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
then now i connet
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
connect*
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
it wants to print 50 copies
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
and i cant stop it
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
D;
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
oh look
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
theres a cancel:D
- <--iღмιсқ.cos mick is beautifulت says:
tada!

OMGGG HAHHAH RETARDEDDDD LOOOOOOOOL I CANT STOP LAUGING

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BSRZ · Subject: Re: Quotes. Fri May 23, 2008 9:39 pm

LOL.

I@N KoWW says:
HI
I@N KoWW says:
i got my first pimple!

EDITTT!!

Caro(K) says:
waaaa i dun want t otag anymolre!
Caro(K) says:
so damn titing
Caro(K) says:
titing
Caro(K) says:
HAHA
Caro(K) says:
TIT ING
Caro(K) says:
EWW
- §нεяιℓчй.™ says:
LOL>
- §нεяιℓчй.™ says:
tiring*
Caro(K) says:
yes[/b]

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Sherilynlols@you · Subject: Re: Quotes. Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:51 pm

OMG. steph, you rock. hahha

" Change is like passing gas. It'll be uncomfortable at first, but you'll feel better in the end. "

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Sherilynlols@you · Subject: Re: Quotes. Mon May 18, 2009 3:55 pm

Steph.

Quote:

Tell me we belong together, says:
Eh.
I dont' HAVE nipples.
Tell me we belong together, says:
... Wait.
Tell me we belong together, says:
That came out wrong.

Rofl.

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