A young couple got married and left on their Honeymoon.
When they got back, Joan, the bride immediately called
her Mother. Mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"

Oh mama, she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful!
So romantic." But then suddenly she burst out crying.
"However, mama as soon as we returned, Greg starting
using the most horrible language, things I'd never
heard before! I mean, all these 4-letter words! You've got
to come get me and take me home...Please mama!"

"Joan, Joan..calm down! Now tell Mother what could be
so awful? What 4-letter words?"

"No mama, don't make me repeat them," she wept. "I'm
so embarrassed, they are just too awful."

"Tell me Joan, I need to know if you want Mama to come
and get you."

Still sobbing, Joan replied, "Oh..studdering...words
like,













Hold Your Breath




































DUST...WASH....IRON....COOK!"

What does W.I.F.E. stand for?




Washing. Ironing. F*****g. Etc. !!!



Why do brides always get married in white?




Because all kitchen appliances come in white!!!